In a world where Netflix has evolved from a humble DVD rental service to a streaming giant, the platform's vast library of original content can be both a blessing and a curse. While it offers an abundance of choices, it also means navigating through a sea of movies, some of which are best left untouched. In this article, I'll delve into five Netflix originals that, in my opinion, are best avoided, and explore why they might leave a bitter taste in your mouth.
The Problem with Netflix's Original Movies
Netflix's foray into original content has resulted in a mixed bag. While it has produced critically acclaimed films like "Roma" and "The Power of the Dog," it has also greenlit projects that, well, leave much to be desired. The issue, as I see it, is twofold. First, the sheer volume of original content means that not every project can be a masterpiece. Second, and perhaps more importantly, some of these films seem to have questionable intentions, whether it's poorly executed social commentary or a reliance on star power over substance.
1. 6 Underground: A Billionaire's Vapid Adventure
Michael Bay's "6 Underground" is a prime example of a film that feels like a waste of time and talent. With a budget of $150 million, it stars Ryan Reynolds as a billionaire vigilante, a character that feels like a non-evil version of a typical Bay film protagonist. The movie lacks a coherent story or message, reducing itself to a series of explosions and action sequences. The talented cast, including Mélanie Laurent and Corey Hawkins, is sadly underutilized, leaving viewers with a sense of disappointment.
2. Bright: A Worldbuilding Fail
"Bright" aims to tackle policing and race relations in a fantasy setting, but falls flat on its face. Set in a fictional LA where humans coexist with orcs and elves, the film stars Will Smith as a police officer partnered with an orc. While the concept is intriguing, the worldbuilding is lazy and the message muddled. As YouTube's Lindsay Ellis points out, "Bright" fails to create a believable and engaging fantasy world. Despite the talent involved, including Joel Edgerton and Noomi Rapace, the film lacks luster and fails to deliver a meaningful story.
3. Red Notice: Empty Action, No Substance
"Red Notice" brings together Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Ryan Reynolds for a cat-and-mouse chase, but the result is a lifeless action movie. The film lacks any real depth or message, instead relying on the charm of its stars. Gal Gadot, despite her best efforts, fails to bring the necessary charisma to her role. The film's message, if it can be called that, seems to be little more than an invitation to admire the good looks of its leads, which is a disappointing waste of potential.
4. Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile: Flattering the Killer
This film, based on the life of Ted Bundy, walks a fine line between true crime and glorifying a sociopathic killer. Zac Efron's portrayal of Bundy, a handsome and charming figure, risks making the killer seem more likable than he should be. The movie's title, a play on Bundy's court description, is an apt reflection of its problematic nature. By casting Efron, the film risks romanticizing Bundy's crimes, a dangerous path to tread.
5. Uglies: A Distorted Message
Based on a dystopian novel, "Uglies" explores a world where genetic modification is used to enhance physical appearance. The film stars Joey King as a young woman who undergoes surgery to become a "Pretty." While the concept is intriguing, the execution is flawed. "Uglies" feels like a poor imitation of other young adult dystopian stories, lacking the depth and imagination of its predecessors. The message about societal beauty standards is twisted and ultimately unsatisfying.
Conclusion: Navigating Netflix's Original Landscape
Netflix's original movies offer a mixed bag, and it's important to be discerning when navigating this vast landscape. While some films are truly exceptional, others fall flat, leaving viewers wishing for their time back. These five movies, in my opinion, represent the latter category. They lack substance, have questionable messages, and fail to deliver on their potential. As viewers, we should demand more from our entertainment, and these films serve as a reminder to be selective in our choices.
